I heard about these "Hero Tabs" on the radio, so I bought a bottle, donned my red leotard and red cape, and went out roaming the streets to fight crime...
Groovy!
Turns out the tabs weren't for giving men superpowers, but for male enhancement.
Sounds like a big waste of money!
"Actually, I now use my super-sized penis to poke potential ne'er-do-wells in their nuts as a pre-crime warning."
