"After taking a dump on my ex-wife's doorstep, I rang the door bell..."
"...and when she opened the door, I peed all over her new leopard-print Hoodie-Footieâ„¢!"
WHAT THE FUCK?
I tell ya... Ever since turning invisible, I've been terrorizing my ex non-stop, and the cops can't find me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
