I used to speak in normal letters, but now I speak in small letters...
Groovy!
This way when I tell one of my boring stories to you, I can get more words in before you get upset and me and walk away. Or, tell me to go fuck myself. Or, light yourself on fire. Or...
Wait here while I get someone to represent my reaction to your long-winded explanation.
...faint on the floor. Or, take off your beret and stuff it down my throat, Or, have Obama order in an airstrike from an unmanned drone. Or, have the A-Team run me over with Mt. T's van...
