I just finished off two shrimps cocktails, three sampler plates, a big bowl of clam chowder, and I washed them down with five apple-tinis. All under fifteen minutes. A new personal best!
Groovy!
Now, I'm going to burn off all those calories by doing nonstop Tae Bo for the next three hours!
It might be a good idea to wait for the food to digest before you do all that exercising or...
"...you may find yourself hugging the porcelain god later."
