Yes, stealing from orphans and blowing the money on a debaucherous weekend in Vegas would qualify as a major sin. But, there is good news.
Groovy!
Ask for forgiveness from Christ and he will wash away all your sins! Just make sure he's in a good mood when you ask him...
Or what will happen?
FORGIVE YOU?? HELL, NO!! ACTUALLY, I SHOULD SAY, "HELL, YES" BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL BE SPENDING ETERNITY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA