...and that's when I knew Big Bird was just a guy in suit!
Groovy!
Anyhoo... What's the deal with all this secretary violence over in Iraq? I know they don't treat women all that well in the middle East, and I'm sure the pay isn't all great to begin with, but...
SECTARIAN violence, bird brain! Not secretary viol-
...maybe, if they called them "executive assist-ants" like we do in this country, they'd be less likely to pick an AK-47 and shoot up a falafel stand or hookah shop or camel dealership or...
I'd better leave... I feel a SURGE of my own violence coming on.
