...and that's when I gave the President the "bird"!
Groovy!
So, what's this I here about 50,000 ill eagles at the border, and everyone's talking about deporting them? Eagles are our national bird, and if they're ill, we should give 'em medical help!
They're not ill eagles. They're ILLEGALS.
First you say they're not ill. Then, you say they are. Make up your mind!
I think I just made up my mind to trade you in for a ferret!
