I saw a video on Facebook of a comfort pony playing in snow for the first time who goes by the name "Cockporn"...
Groo-wait. What?
Who the hell names their comfort pony Cockporn?? And what does it comfort you through? Watching gay sex videos?? Do they let kids pet Cockporn??? Wouldn't that be a form of child molestation???
The pony's name is POPCORN, you dumb birdbrain!
Well, in that case, never mind!
Is there really such a thing as cock porn? I have to check this out!
