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| Dad, can I ask you a question? | |
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| Sure son, so long as it doesn't incriminate me in any way, I'll be totally honest. | |
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| You see there's this girl at school I really like, and she doesn't even know I exist. | |
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| Hmmm... I see. Well son, I suggest doing what your old man did to woo your mom. | |
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| Hell no! Take a razor blade, and carve her name into your chest, and hug her real tight. For the best effect, I recommend keying her car, just so she knows who you are. | |
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