Oh my god Becky! Did you catch the news? There's going to be a big hacking spree Sunday! You're good with a computer right? Why not show of your l33t skillz?
When I told you I was good at hacking that was a different thing entirely.
I don't follow.
Remember how you still owe me $20?
Oh.... right..
Yeah, I took a cleaver a hacked your abusive father to death and hid his body in a culvert.
