The other book of revelations

Author: el_taco

Date: December 11, 2002

by el_taco
12-11-02
And lo, the fifth seal was broken and locusts with the tails of scorpions and the heads of men rose from the Abyss...
Dude, shouldn't we be like scorpions with human heads?
Like, whatever. Hey, wanna roll shit into giant balls?
The sixth seal broke and R'lyeh did rise...
Whoa, checkout those schoolgirls. Bathe them and bring them to me.
And the seventh seal broke, unleashing the worst plague of all... Otaku.
Wai! I want to wank off to pics of underage girls! Kawaii!
Bishonen yaoi luv-luv 4EVA! 2x1! I'm so genki!