Lynch Mob '02: On the Job 3

Author: el_taco

Date: December 11, 2002

by el_taco
12-11-02
The Lair of the Fanboy...
Why do you want to kill me? There is nothing wrong with me!
You're a fat thirty year old living in his mother's basement who writes fanfics about Worf molesting underage schoolgirls. I think there's plenty of reasons for me to gut you.
I will not go down without a fight! Bishojo4EVA! Schoolgirl luv-luv rulez j00!
Let's dance, you bloated cockmonger.
Alas, my limbs are far too fat for me to fight with. You will fall, however, to my champion I bought on eBay... Stone Cold Steve Austin!
You've been messing with my boss? What? You think you're so big? What? I'll beat you like a government mule! What?