eljugo

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you can shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first

he's checkin it twice

by eljugo
4-07-02


	oh! you are not writing me a ticket


	sir, this sled is parked in a handicapped space


	look. i wouldnt do that. do you know who i am? i have tremendous influence in this town. ill have you flippin burgers at waflle house


	save your breath pal. ive heard 'em all

starbucks, two days later..


	{sigh} ok, so thats an extra tall double shot latte, right?