All your Database are belong to me

Author: eller

Date: December 3, 2001

by eller
12-03-01
MapGuide, ACCESS, TBS, ORACLE... You won't upgrade my computer so how can you expect me to have all these databases open and querying your issues simultaneously??
The cost of upgrading your computer equals the amount of your annual salary. We can't afford both... you'll have to make do with what we give you.
Well, then you can't expect me to fix all of your issues before 5pm today.
Don't take a lunch break. I'll call you in two hours to get a progress update.
Sir, may I make the bold suggestion that you go fuck yourself?
What do you think I'll be doing for those two hours..? Working?