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eLmnt: Author of the "Zark", "Randomness", and "MailSham" series. Webcomic writer extraordinaire. The Zark Characters - Vincent - The charming blond hero Kaela - The cosplaying feminist Siggy - The drug-pushing hippie Griff - The obsessive gamer Krieg - The sadistic recluse .....M ..<0.o> .c(>_<) The Badger King approves.

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Zark - 18

by elmnt
4-05-09

In the world of Zark, at the Elven Fortress...


	Hey, Vince. I see you revived your character.


	Yeah, although I'm pretty much back to where I started. Say, Griff, can I ask you something?


	Sure, what's on your mind?


	Well...Kaela and I have been dating for two years now, but she still won't sleep with me. How do I get her in bed?


	...You're asking the guy who sits in an empty room playing online fantasy games all day.


	I'm desperate.

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