Stripcreator Survivor? IV

Author: eponine

Date: March 4, 2002

by eponine
3-04-02
Indeed, this season *I* have the power! I have been granted the power to break ties! RAARR! JEFF PROBST WILL--
Psst! Jeffy, it's Mark Burnett. Calm down and stop scaring the viewers. Hurry up and settle this. And remember the ratings, boy!
Jeff makes his decision.
I cannot believe this.
Tee hee! Jeff, you're so cute!
Asia Ngirl, your soul-stealing stare unnerves our cameramen and you will never attract the male viewers that Maura can. I have spoken.
So... until taping is over, I get to sleep in a real bed, see the sights, and eat real food. Heh heh. I think I'm a winner after all.