eponymous

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College student. Pre-med, major in English, minor in Biology. 6'. Skinny. Hips. Short hair. Blue hair. Vegetarian. Green Party. Punk. Reads: Banana Yoshimoto, Carl Sagan, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams. Listens to: Yoko Kanno, Bad Religion, Badly Drawn Boy, Cibo Matto, Shonen Knife, Anti-Flag, They Might Be Giants, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Nine Inch Nails, Orbital, Smashing Pumpkins, John Vanderslice, Jane's Addiction, random anime soundtracks. Watches: Iron Chef. Plays: UT, Oni, AvP2. Writes: Short fiction, poetry, short non-fiction.

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E3 2002 - Operation: Pac It in Me

by eponymous
4-25-02


	Gabe: you are hereby banned from coming within 100 feet of Namco's E3 booth or our mascot Pacman.


	Not this shit again. I thought they were OVER this.


	There has got to be a way they'll let you in...


	I mean, it's not like there was actual penetration involved or anything...

Thank god for Gabir's magical powers, or PA as we know it may have been over for good.


	That's it! We just remove your genitalia and you'll be gentle as a newborn calf!


	You're not getting MY nuts, bitch!

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