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FIREWALLED: The network administrators at your office install blocking software. Hold this card. While you have it, skip every third turn.
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| So you don't think there's anything strange about using software called "NetNanny" in a workplace full of adults? | |
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| I don't have time for irony. I'm too busy playing Nethack. | |
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REVISIONIST: Hold this card. You may discard it whenever you get a die roll you don't like. Choose a number from 1 to 6 and play as if you had rolled that number instead.
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| I didn't think your last comic was all that great. | |
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| I used to have you on my favorites list, but in light of this new information, I've discovered that you suck and I hate you. | |
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LURKER: Hold this card. While you have it, ignore any cards or spaces that require you to pay money to or receive money from another player.
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