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by evil_d
6-06-05
Being dragged to a sci-fi convention? Got a first date with a Star Wars geek? Avoid potentially fatal faux pas with this guide to how you should feel about certain things in the movies.
Wookies are tall, lanky teddy bears that communicate in loud, dissonant groans. They are cool.
Ewoks are short, stout teddy bears that communicate in a high-pitched chatter. They are to be despised.
C-3PO is a bumbling droid who worries vocally about everything, holds his arms at awkward angles, and survives every adversity thanks to improbable good luck. He is cool.
Jar Jar Binks is a bumbling alien with a bad accent who is loyal to his friends, instrumental in saving his planet, and survives every adversity thanks to improbable good luck. He is uniformly hated.
Boba Fett is a masked bounty hunter who speaks little and is on screen for a total of maybe 20 minutes over the course of all six movies. He is the coolest character in the entire series.
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