Comic Contest 53 - Unlucky Stiffs: Out of Order

Author: evil_d

Date: August 13, 2001

by evil_d
8-13-01
Cyril! I've got some bad news! The body for this evening's wake is missing!
Missing? Oh, dear... I hope he's not mad at me for last night. Er, I mean... do you suppose we could talk the family into a closed-casket ceremony?
Oh, this is absolutely terrible. Now, Harvey, you're sure you didn't drive the body to the cemetary and bury it ahead of schedule again?
No sir, Mr. Roger. Ever since the doc started me on those pills, my sleepwalking hasn't been bothering me none at all.
I think I found him! But this had better not be someone's idea of a joke!
Leave me be! I've been resurrected, now I have to hang on this cross... wait, am I doing this in the wrong order?