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| So I hear you're selling "discount penis-enlarging drugs" on the internet for five bucks a pop. | |
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| Hell yeah. It's only been a few weeks and I've already made hundreds. | |
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| How are you getting the stuff so cheaply? | |
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| Dude. It's sugar water and blue food coloring. | |
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| And you aren't worried about having to pay all that money back when it doesn't work? | |
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| In the history of the world, no man has ever uttered the phrase "My penis is small, so I'd like my five dollars back." | |
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