Know your audience

Author: evil_d

Date: October 12, 2008

by evil_d
10-12-08
So I hear you're selling "discount penis-enlarging drugs" on the internet for five bucks a pop.
Hell yeah. It's only been a few weeks and I've already made hundreds.
How are you getting the stuff so cheaply?
Dude. It's sugar water and blue food coloring.
And you aren't worried about having to pay all that money back when it doesn't work?
In the history of the world, no man has ever uttered the phrase "My penis is small, so I'd like my five dollars back."