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The Dark Crystal in three panels

by evil_d
4-07-09


	Child, I'm dying, but you must go alone to fulfill a 1000-year prophecy, defeat the evil race that killed your family, return the lost shard of the crystal that makes stuff good, and meet a cute girl.


	Everything in that sentence was either a fantasy cliché or a conjunction.


	I'm the emperor because I'm better at hitting a stone with a sword than anyone else! How did you infiltrate the lair of the undead turkey vultures—I mean, the Skeksisesises?


	Well, I relied heavily on innocence, the power of music, my girlfriend's affinity for woodland creatures, a bigoted mistrust of people who look bad, and repeating things I'd heard that sounded heroic.


	Oh no, our one weakness—bright sunlight at a certain time! How unfortunate that our home and our soldiers are both designed to crumble when this happens!


	Oh, calm down. You're about to get the lightest punishment in the history of the fantasy genre.

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RCCOLAMAN says:

nice comic! reminds me of zelda:toot
posted Apr 8th, 2009 ( permalink )

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