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by evil_d
9-26-12
Dear Apple, Microsoft, and other purveyors of voice-activated technology: I am never going to talk to your machines.
Talking to a computer might have been cool when Michael Knight or Captain Picard did it,
but when I'm standing in a crowded subway car yelling "Siri, cancel my date for tonight and add toilet paper to my grocery list," I just look like a tool.
Even if I lose all ten fingers in a freak baccarat accident, I will whittle down my arm-stumps and continue typing with them.
I would ask for robotic hands, but you'd probably want to make those voice-activated, too.
"iHands, log on to cybersexnow.com and enter my credit card number, which is five six eight nine... yes ma'am, I know this is a public library. I can't help that I have a disability."
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evil_d says:

Notwithstanding what I said in this comic.
posted Sep 26th, 2012 ( permalink )

umfumdisi says:

ah, the d stands for disability
posted Sep 27th, 2012 ( permalink )


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