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Meat producer recalls 27.4 million pounds of deli products

by evil_d
10-14-02


	Yeh, I recollect them 27.4 million pounds of deli products, alright. Back in ought-four, it was. That's right, jes' after the Great Deli Drought of nineteen-ought-three.


	Why, it was my deli products what ended the drought! Fer months, there weren't nary a slice of salami to be found east of the Mississippi, but with a little ol'-fashioned gumption, I set things right.


	Y'see, it all started on account o' Jebediah Wilson buyin' up more cattle than he had a use for. Now ol' Jebediah, he was always thinkin' how to make a buck....