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| Dear Microsoft Windows Task Manager, | |
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| I am the captain of this ship. | |
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| When I tell you to "End Task", I mean right now. | |
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| I don't mean "go ask the program about it and then come back 20 seconds later and ask me what I want to do because the program's not responding". | |
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| I know the program's not responding. If things hadn't already gone pear-shaped I would never have come to you in the first fucking place. | |
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| Signed, Your Lord and Master, Any Old Dumbass Who Happens to Sit Down in Front of a Computer, Esquire. | |
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