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Because I'm Just An "Assistant"
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| "So what? You don't have time to stop and let me show you how to make what you did better?" | |
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| What gave you that impression? The fact I'm running down the hall with my hands full of papers talking on my cell phone? You're a fucking genius!" | |
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Pimping Myself For Corporate Politics
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| "Sure, what's the problem, hun?" | |
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| "Well, the response you wrote will suffice, but since we are asking them to do something, I think we should put a paragraph break before the request. What do you think?" | |
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Because You're A Friend of My Boss's Friend
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| You don't really want to know what I think. Because I think, I have a degree in English and the President of the company wrote me a note saying what you think needs improving was "Great." | |
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| "Well? Ok, so you'll fix that page and get it to me ASAP, right? They need it by COB today." | |
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