The idea that people still do confession never ceases to amaze me.
I'm giving up religion. There's just too many thing in today's world that is mangled and twisted by religousness.
Fo' rizzle?
Yep. Is there anything you would like to confess to me before I throw out the collar?
Yeah, I murdered the old women I was supposed to be taking care of, burned the body, then buried it in a shallow grave near a porta-potty in Kernersville.
Idiots, every single one of them.
Ok, God forgives you. Let's go to McDonalds or something.