fae  

oh hey mark i am having this huge party at my apartment you should invite the willa he and i are the bestest of friends

uh dude be hates you

oh really that's strange....why?

Because you're a stupid dumb fuck what's this party for anyway?

oh because i keep wasting money and have to move out of my apartment i figured i would have a huge party and get smashed and maybe fuck a few dolphins

ohh then yeah sure ben will come