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| Dear Sir ... As of November 1st, we are discontinuing BMW's. We apologize for any problems that might arise from this. Please find enclosed, a list of other cars for materialistic assholes. | |
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| OMG ... HOW WILL I IMPRESS THE LADIES NOW THAT I CAN'T BUY BMWS? I SHALL HAVE TO THRIVE ON PERSONALITY ALONE. | |
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And so comes to pass, yet another sad life...
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| must ... sue ... BMW .. for... destroying ... my ... life | |
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