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| Hey mister squirrel. How are you today? | |
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| I'm doing great, actually. The wife gave me some money for poker night with the boys tonight. She even gave me extra to get a beer. We had sex 3 times today. | |
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| Huh. My wife is a penny pinching bitch. I'm on a personal budget of a dollar a day. Plus, she never puts out. | |
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| I keep her corpse in a freezer with some lube and my cash. | |
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