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| So after masturbating furiously to all the child porn on my hard drive, I broke your girlfriend's femur bones with an axe and raped her and killed her. | |
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| Then I realized that I needed to dispose of the body so I went into a McDonald's and forced the fry cooks to cook her into burgers. | |
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| Then I drove all the way here, shot your mom, and slit your dog's throat. | |
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