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If you run ANYTHING, there are three important lessons for you to follow. 1: Blame all problems on your users or customers.
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| Dude. What's up with this car you sold me? It's leaking gas and shit. | |
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| Worked fine when I had it. Did you make sure to give it a tune up every so often? | |
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2: If you don't feel like doing something suggested tell them you'll "consider it" or "keep it in mind."
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| Amigo. You just got paid? Cool. Let's throw a big-ass party at your house and invite all our friends. | |
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| Great idea. I'll consider it. (Yeah Right.) | |
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3: And never, ever give anyone as much power as you have, unless they pay.
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| C'mon man. Let's start a freakin detective agency. Me and you partners. You got the funds, no? | |
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| Yeah. But do YOU have the funds? | |
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