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| Not again you skinny white bitch! This gold ring on my finger is a promise to me of a biannual night of sexual fulfillment. Now get with the hard-on! | |
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| *sigh* Is it springtime already? | |
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Think some sexy thoughts . . .
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| There's nothing as constraining, yet liberating, as a live eel in your pants. | |
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| Mr. Hardly the anal probe is ready for insertion. | |
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. . . think some sexy thoughts . . .
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| Enjoy this sizzlin' slab of bacon in your mouth! | |
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| Oh no! Not even his pork fetish will help him get it up! | |
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