The Adventures of Jesus

Author: fatboy4321

Date: April 18, 2003

by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Greetings Earthman! Take us to your leader!
Shit... load Him up!
I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth...
Commence anal probing
... the words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that -- Sweet Jesus! I can see my house from here!