Iraq 6 08.20.03

Author: fcr

Date: August 20, 2003

by fcr
8-20-03
A few months ago in Iraq ...
I do not understand why so many horrible things have happened in my life.
Yeah, me either dude. It's like, the other day before I came to Iraq, I found out that some twathead had totally beaten my high score on Super Pac-Man at the quickstop back home. I was so bummed.
Hey, is that your daughter behind you? The one without any legs?
Yes, my American friend.
Can you ask her to move? She's totally freaking me out.