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I'm a park bench. How the fuck am I speaking?

I dunno what I'm doing here either. The key is to blend in.

Have you seen Bin Laden little girl?

No but I saw someone else. He smelled a little funny and laughed alot. I think it was Al Roker.

Hey, where'd my pants go?

...the hell am I doing here? Doesn't my mere presence warrant a copyright violation suit?