Hell tech support....ok let me get this straight your computer screen is black so i must have broken your PC on the last phone call when we setup your internet connection....hmmmm
I am just going to let it ring and ring...ring ring ring ring ring ring....
That's what i'm telling you, you broke it you @$%& son of a *&#^&*
Ok....is the little light on the monitor orange?
RING RING RING RING
It is? Ok well that light is the lifeline of the gremlins that live behind the glass that paint the pictures you see...they must be sick....go buy a new monitor and it will be fine!
That's it...HELLO TECH SUPPORT WTF DO YOU WANT BASTARD YOu'RE INTERRUPTING MY SURFING HERE....oh hi mom...
