I just got off the phone with THIS winner. RING RING
Good morning tech support...
Hi, i'm having problems connecting to the internet..
Ok...It looks like your account is suspended i'll just open that up for you and you shouldn't have a problem..
OK thanks you young man. *click*
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Hi i just talked to you..YOU BROKE INTO MY COMPUTER AND REMOVED THE PASSWORD, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DIDN"T CHANGE ANYTHING YOU SON OF A BITCH!! SQUAWK SQUAWK!
Sigh...I wish I was Prime Minister, computer liscenses are MUCH needed..