This just in! One ton of Cocaine has dissapeared after it was removed from a home in a drug bust!! Heywood Jablowme is on the seen...Heywood?
*snort* I'm here on the scene with a local resident *sniff* that saw the lip-smacking mouth watering Cocaine before it dissapeared from the local authorities.*sniffle* What happened? *sniff*
*sniffle* Well I guess we'll never know what happened to that yummy snortaliscious thumb snapping Cocaine *sniff* but you can be sure of ONE thing. I did NOT take it *snort*
