Readings indicate the Dylithium Crystals should be right ahead.
The...crystals...ouronly.. hope.
Excuse...mesir.. I am looking...for.. theCrystals.
Oh I got your Crystal right here, take a snort of this shit.
Captains Log, stardate 123ABC. The Crystal the young man offered me seems to be messing up my speech. I have sent ensign #7 to get some more for the Starship Doorprize.
Readings indicate the ensign made it ten feet before being hit by a bus then vaporized by my phaser..I mean, the Romulans.
