Captains log: Stardate 1... 22.. 3421.... abc. We landed on... this desolate...planet only to find that... the atmosphere... makes humans .... faint.. intermittently.
Showing another faint inducing wind heading this way captain. *vulcan neckpinch*
Captains log: Once again, I have... fainted...I awoke... to find myself naked... while spock... was... well, uh, making me feel very dirty.