Guts vs. Balls

Author: flipynif1

Date: January 11, 2006

by flipynif1
1-11-06
Guts: Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and asking her: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls: Come home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar. Slap your wife on the ass and say: "You're next."