Im a meber of the Kangaroo Liberation Coalition. Weve taken your kind's shit for too long. Im afraid im going to have to kill you.
What the fuck are you talking about? Kangaroos arent oppresed. theyre free to bounce around all silly-like all they want. youre all happy and silly out there in australia.
were from australia? my boss said were from new jersey... HEY TONY! DID YOU KNOW WERE FROM AUSTRALIA?! NO, ME NEITHER. I THINK WERE BEING TRICKED HERE!
