Well, there goes another kid and home I was using. Oh well, the good thing is that most kids find monkeys cute and I should be able to find another one soon.
Sweet! It's a monkey! Hey monkey, want to go to my house and play?
Sure, but answer two questions first. Number one, does your dad live at home, and number two, which one of these women is your mom.
Mommy says daddy is away on a trip which is code for prison. And my mom is the one over there. Hey mom, come and meet my new monkey!
Awwww. Who's a cute monkey? You are. Yes you are.
Oh dear God in heaven! Must resist urge to suckle breasts, must resist urge to suckle breasts, must resist urge to ...
