So you're sending me back to Earth with a horse face so I won't have sex to teach me a lesson.
And just for extra measure, I'm taking away your penis. Now go!
A snail? What the hell God? I thought we were talking about Sarah Jessica Parker!
Editor's Note: Apologies to Sarah Jessica Parker. I would do you. From behind. In the dark. A note to all you loyal readers, thanks for following Monkey's journey. Hope you enjoyed it.
