First off, good work to you all. The amount of celebrity deaths is staggering. You guys have made a difference in changing the whole "celebrity death trifecta" theory. Keep it up!
We're killing the high profile celebrities to grab the attention of the world, but um, if we keep this up, won't we be left with reality TV stars and Jessica Simpson?
Hmmmm. That does seem like a flaw in the plan, but the orders are from higher up.
Keep up the good work boys, keep up the good work!
