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ChristianSlateranity

by four_legged_tripod
1-04-10


	When you accept the Lord Slater into your life, it will literally change your heart.


	You will receive a baboon heart transplant as he did in "Untamed Heart."


	On the day of his birth, or Slatermas, we celebrate by getting cheerleaders to kill themselves as he did in "Heathers."


	We take a Mecca to Vegas every year to have a bachelor party and kill a hooker as he did in "Very Bad Things."


	As I mature in the faith, will I become an elder?


	No. You'll slowly vanish into obscurity and hope that one day, someone will make a comic strip about you.