Ah, you mean the story of "The Quest for the Cup!"
It all started in a far away magical land called Idaho where the green valleys are lush with wildlife and the purple mountains majesty can be seen for miles...
Oh for Christ's sake you dipshit! Quit blathering on like a flowery faggot and get to the point dumbass!
Fine! But YOU have to promise to stop going to mommy's "Slumber Parties" and repeating what you hear her friends say about daddy!