Then one day, tripod's quest came to an end when he obtained the magical cup.
The cup you ordered came in sir. This should protect your testicles from all sorts of things.
The end.
Wait just a fucking minute. You mean to tell me this whole story was about finding a jock strap?
Not just any jock strap. The biggest in the land. They don't call him tripod for nothing. By the way, why exactly did you want to hear that story?
I heard mommy talking about him. I guess she knows why they call him tripod too. Oh, and she told me to tell you dinner's in the fridge and not to wait up.
