Those Under 30 Won't Get This Joke

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 9, 2012

Dude, that chick at the bar told me she's 28 but I've got a feeling she's older. How can you tell the real age of a woman.
Give her the pepper test. I'll be right back.
Hey. Oops. Sorry, I didn't mean to spill my handfull of pepper all over your face.
That's oka-- ACHOO! Sorry. Excuse me. I need to use the restroom.
She over 35 with at least two kids.